Why is it that talking to other people is more interesting. They give me more attention, spark conversation, ask me things, genuinely seem interested in me. You do none of that.

I’m getting tired of it. Nothing I say will change it either. Maybe it’s time to just call quits.

(Source: funsteiger, via ichbintraurig)

I put clothes on.

I think I hate you

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via thestorys0-lame)

MIX OF THE GODS - YouTube

kingsleyyy:

Sometimes I wonder who makes all the weird shit on this website

(via lagio)

22roots:

bonerfart:

124:

mimibon:

teens on this website: good

17 and 18 year olds: a little suspicious but still good and nice

people over 20 on this website: So strange

this is a bad post

teens on this website: OMG I JUST WOKE UP MY MUM FROM LAUGHING TOO MUCH, THIS SITE SOMETIMES I SWEAR!!!!

17 and 18 year olds: Now that is one epic meme bro.

people over 20 on this website: いくつかのモルヒネのカットでの無駄の若い

11 year olds : i just hit the bong it’s my home made bong

(via lagio)

littletinyboy:

every time i think i have a crush on a boy it turns out i just had to pee

(Source: eggtragedy, via lagio)

(Source: elfauno, via lagio)

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

(Source: warriorzelda, via kennyisit)

pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

(Source: headassbitch, via dannidragonn)